so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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