Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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