i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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