Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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