wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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