I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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