There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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