You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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