that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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