I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You were trust falling into bushes
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
