I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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