4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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