Whoa Z and x make the same sound
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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