I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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