That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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