I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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