How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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