The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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