Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
