i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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