she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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