Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
