I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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