you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
MIDGETS
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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