Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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