Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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