We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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