i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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