if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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