The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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