You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
