brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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