On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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