One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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