we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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