This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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