Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I will pee on everything he values.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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