Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think your dad took our porno
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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