You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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