Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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