When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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