O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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