i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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