Taylor Swift is so right about you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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