Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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