I love black thongs
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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