Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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