I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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