pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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