She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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