Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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