new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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