Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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