i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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