just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sorry about my life...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
