I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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